Bryan Greene
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Appearances Over Time
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
You know how many times on the airplane I would have been like, oh, shit, I forgot that piece of paper.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
I don't have a change of clothes.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
Fuck, I didn't bring deodorant.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
But Astrid has it all laid out.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
This is what makes her a superhero.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
And me, this is what makes her Keanu Reeves and me Tom Cruise.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
I'm like the lowly version of Keanu Reeves.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
I'm really not that cool in person.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
I'm doing splits on the dance floor.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
Astrid's panicked about the Uber ride, because we all should be panicked about the Uber ride, because really a stranger's coming to pick you up, right?
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
But I see on the little Uber app, and she has every safety feature turned on.
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TCB Classic: Mr. Mommy
You're sharing it with multiple people.