Bryan Greene

This is going to go one of two ways, Chrissy, at this moment.

It's like 5.15, 5.20 in the morning.

This is going to go one of two ways.

Either I am going to absolutely lose my shit and demand that these children go the fuck to sleep right now, or I'm going to play the cool dad and I'm just going to let it roll, right?

And I make a quick, probably the wrong decision, but I make a decision to just let it roll.

So, the girl, my daughter...

manages to fall asleep my son keeps asking me if he can watch the west wing can i watch something on your phone can i watch something on your phone and i'm like no you're not allowed to watch things on phones first of all second of all no no no no no you know what happens five minutes later we're watching the west wing on my phone of course that's what we're doing right and he never goes back to sleep so at 5 45 6 30 and it's 5 45 6 o'clock in the morning

He's like, Daddy, can I call Mommy?

And I'm like, why?

And he goes, for breakfast?

And I'm like, no, I'm going to make you breakfast.

Well, Mommy made you breakfast, but I'm going to actually heat it up for you.

So at this point, I just give up.

I'm like, okay, let's go.

So it's me.

Let's start the day.

Yeah, it's me and a couple of the kids.

The first thing that this child does, the first thing.

Now, I will remind you of what I have said on this show before.

You never wake a sleeping baby.