Bryan Greene
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If she doesn't like it, you're, she's not doing it.
But unbelievably in one moment of grace, she felt sorry for me.
So now I'm like, that's awesome.
How the fuck do I do a ponytail?
She's pointing at the things that I need to do, right?
And so now I'm spraying water all over her face, her hair and her clothing, right?
And then I'm pulling it back.
And I'm like, I don't know.
I see people do this on horses all the time.
Please, just give me a break.
I don't know how to do this.
So finally, I get it wet enough.
I put this purple conditioner, detangler conditioner.
I take a little bit, Chrissy, I'm talking like a little bit, a little circular dollop on my hand, and I put it on her hair, and it sticks right to her scalp, and I can't smooth it out.
It's like this big, goopy, white shit on the back of her head, and I'm like...
And I'm trying to put it in the hair, smooth it out, push it around.