Bryan Greene

He's hands on.

He does it all himself.

And he knows what the public wants.

So what can you do there?

Yeah.

Keanu Reeves is just kind of a dude.

He's like the dude.

He's like the real version of the dude from The Big Lebowski.

And he also, deservedly so, does a lot of his own stunts.

But he also gets a lot of people to watch his movies.

I think because we all know, deep down inside of our hearts, that Keanu Reeves is as close to the Buddha as we're ever going to get.

I mean, he has a lot of guns, but besides all that, he's as close to the Buddha as we're going to get on Earth.

Yeah, he's like helping children and signing autographs and telling people they're cool.

This is what you could have been, Ashton Kutcher.

You could have been.

Had you not defended your shithead co-star there.

You know, I was reading about.

They made that 70s show, which was a great show in the moment.

I don't know if it's aged very well, probably because all the drama we know about the people who actually made the show.

But that 70s show was a great show when it was on.