Bryan Greene

And she's like, Daddy, I want a picture.

Show Mommy.

So I take a picture.

And I'm like, I'm going to send it to Mommy right now.

And she's like, let me see.

And I'm like, nope, nope.

I was going to press delete.

I'm sending it to Mommy right through the trash can.

see you drag you drop you put it through the trash can goes right to mommy mommy's the trash can she looks at that picture and she looks at me and she's like oh it's coming out and i'm like i know babe but we just gotta go like we gotta go it's pajama day at the school oh yeah that probably helped it did help except my son who wants to wear

One of my sons wants to wear red Christmas socks pulled up above his knee.

Knee socks.

Christmas socks.

My Christmas socks.

He wants to put my Christmas socks on above his knee and then wear like a Super Mario pajama shorts and short sleeve.

And I'm like, son, you kind of look like a crazy Swedish person.

You look like you're about to...

yell out for some cough laws or something.

Like it was about to blow in one of those horns.

Meanwhile, the daughter who just got her hair done wants to wear a red frozen dress with bright pink pants under it and then ballet shoes to school.

These two kids look like they have been de-homed.