Bryan Greene
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She can help me a little bit.
We get lunch prepared for the kid.
Everything will be fine now.
I get to that school, and the teachers come out, and they're all in pajamas.
The teachers come out to grab the kids from the carpool line.
And I get them out, and the teacher, who happens to be one of my son's actual homeroom teacher, is like, oh, wow, everybody looks so nice.
And I'm like, yep, I did it all myself.
I noticed that when my daughter who had the hair incident got home, her ponytail was redone.
So I go, we close the door.
That was just me and the baby in the car.
And the second that we leave, that baby has a holy fucking meltdown.
Probably because she knows now it's just me with daddy.
I know I've never been, but today could be my first day.
Don't leave me alone with him.