Bryan Greene

I didn't intend to segue into this, but I'll segue into it.

You know that Kristen, Kirsten, whatever her name is, Noem, Kristi Noem, the governor of South Dakota.

What a crackpot.

Anyway, let's get beyond her politics.

And I'm reading a story that she executed her dog and a goat in front of a construction crew a number of years ago.

She wrote it in a book that she executed her dog for being annoying and obnoxious and killing a few chickens on her farm.

What?

Executed the dog and then just buried it.

And then her kids were like, where's Cricket or whatever the dog's name is.

Where's Cricket?

And she's like, I don't know.

And the construction crew is probably like,

Like, miles wide open.

Because she killed the dog.

Just killed it because it got loose and killed the chicken.

I am pretty sure that's what psychopaths do.

And, Brian, listen, if Blue is still alive, Cricket should still be alive.

Do you know what I'm saying?

I don't care how annoying your dog is.

You've never met a dog as annoying as Blue.