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Bryan Greene

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
2337 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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We do this every day, four times a day.

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We're leaving the house.

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Everything's going to be okay.

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But she is so wound up and she's so fucking obnoxious that she will not stop barking like loudly, sharply.

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It kind of hurts your ears.

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And so we're all trying to get out of the door.

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ugly nose um while trying to get out of the door and my youngest walks up to the dog and she's got her shoe in her hand and she like starts swinging it at the dog we don't hit the dog but she's like swinging it not to hit it but like she's going like this and she's going no no why it why it yeah because that's what we all do we're like no quiet it's crazy

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If blue is still alive, cricket should still be alive.

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I can't believe this lady put it in a book.

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She's the fucking governor of South Dakota.

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I mean, that's one of those things you just kind of shut the fuck up about, right?

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I understand there are circumstances upon which you have to put a dog down because they're dangerous.

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Now, it says that the dog was killing chickens.

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Well, dogs are going to kill chickens.

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That's what dogs in the wild would do.

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They'd kill them and they'd eat them.

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But she says the dog was only like 17 months old, too, and it was untrainable.

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I mean, 17 months.