Brynn Whitfield
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taller i can deal with the other two oh you could you could be living in the fucking gutters of new york city if you're six foot four yeah i mean bro not a penny to your name you could be like kind of like not even having you could be home insecure you don't even have to speak english like no i don't care yeah six four is fine yeah have you ever dated a short guy the shortest i've gone
taller i can deal with the other two oh you could you could be living in the fucking gutters of new york city if you're six foot four yeah i mean bro not a penny to your name you could be like kind of like not even having you could be home insecure you don't even have to speak english like no i don't care yeah six four is fine yeah have you ever dated a short guy the shortest i've gone
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've dated a 5'9". How? Do you kiss like that? Yeah. No. Or they like it because they just come up to here on me. Yeah. No, he was rich. Oh, okay. So again, it's like accent rich. I was like, you can stand on your money. Or like I always say, it's fine if they're small because their wall acts as like a booster seat. It's so true. It is true. It makes up for it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've dated a 5'9". How? Do you kiss like that? Yeah. No. Or they like it because they just come up to here on me. Yeah. No, he was rich. Oh, okay. So again, it's like accent rich. I was like, you can stand on your money. Or like I always say, it's fine if they're small because their wall acts as like a booster seat. It's so true. It is true. It makes up for it.
I've never done that.
I've never done that.
But it's shifting in my 30s. Never. You got these things. You will never pay for anything. That was the behavior of an A-cup. Pay for your tits and you'll never pay for anything for the rest of your life. No, no, you won't. Are you starting to like idiots because of like comedy?
But it's shifting in my 30s. Never. You got these things. You will never pay for anything. That was the behavior of an A-cup. Pay for your tits and you'll never pay for anything for the rest of your life. No, no, you won't. Are you starting to like idiots because of like comedy?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Wait, but is it hard being a female comedian? Like, how do you... Okay, when do you have the talk with guys? Do you tell them? Like, is every guy afraid of becoming a bit or a piece?
Wait, but is it hard being a female comedian? Like, how do you... Okay, when do you have the talk with guys? Do you tell them? Like, is every guy afraid of becoming a bit or a piece?
Right, right, right, right. Or maybe they see on TikTok or they see on YouTube or something and they're like, oh, my God. Because I know some of my single guy friends are very – They love women like you. They love fucking feisty. Yeah, I will. They love Amanda McCants. They love women like you. They love really feisty, funny, ball buster.
Right, right, right, right. Or maybe they see on TikTok or they see on YouTube or something and they're like, oh, my God. Because I know some of my single guy friends are very – They love women like you. They love fucking feisty. Yeah, I will. They love Amanda McCants. They love women like you. They love really feisty, funny, ball buster.
I feel like a lot of high-powered men in New York actually appreciate that because they just want to deep down be subs or something. They have too much money. They have too much power. And they're like, I just want a girl to tell me to shut the fuck up. But here's the thing, though. But only for a little bit. I don't think forever. I think just for like a couple.
I feel like a lot of high-powered men in New York actually appreciate that because they just want to deep down be subs or something. They have too much money. They have too much power. And they're like, I just want a girl to tell me to shut the fuck up. But here's the thing, though. But only for a little bit. I don't think forever. I think just for like a couple.
Yeah, that's the thing.
Yeah, that's the thing.
Yeah, same. Where it's like. I'm a wannabe sub.
Yeah, same. Where it's like. I'm a wannabe sub.