Brynn Whitfield
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Yeah. And you're just like, please tell me what to do.
Yeah. And you're just like, please tell me what to do.
Yeah. Yeah. Or I just say, like, can I sit on your lap as I type your emails? That's awesome. Yeah. Do you need help with your emails? Yeah. Do you want to sit on your lap by typing in emails? I'll book the tickets. I think I did that actually once. You did? In an office. That's so hot. I won't say which one. I was like 25. It was with a VP. It was so embarrassing. What? Pre-Me Too. Oh, God.
Yeah. Yeah. Or I just say, like, can I sit on your lap as I type your emails? That's awesome. Yeah. Do you need help with your emails? Yeah. Do you want to sit on your lap by typing in emails? I'll book the tickets. I think I did that actually once. You did? In an office. That's so hot. I won't say which one. I was like 25. It was with a VP. It was so embarrassing. What? Pre-Me Too. Oh, God.
It was so embarrassing. Good times.
It was so embarrassing. Good times.
Yeah, I was an intern.
Yeah, I was an intern.
No, not a trader. A trader. Didn't understand it. Never date a day trader. Is there a night trader? No. Probably, I think. I don't know. But day traders, you may as well go to Atlantic City and just put money on gambling. Day trading is the biggest job. Yeah, yeah. A guy that dates futures too is kind of weird because you're just kind of betting on-
No, not a trader. A trader. Didn't understand it. Never date a day trader. Is there a night trader? No. Probably, I think. I don't know. But day traders, you may as well go to Atlantic City and just put money on gambling. Day trading is the biggest job. Yeah, yeah. A guy that dates futures too is kind of weird because you're just kind of betting on-
like weird like things and talk about like is this is this gonna happen in the future you want a private equity dude okay yeah yeah pvc can you write that down morgan stanley um but none of this associate shit and you know what not even two if they say they're a vice president fuck that shit because there's like 60 of all morgan stanley employees are like vps they give the title to anyone so it's not impressive how can there be 60 they just let everyone be yeah they let everyone be a vp
like weird like things and talk about like is this is this gonna happen in the future you want a private equity dude okay yeah yeah pvc can you write that down morgan stanley um but none of this associate shit and you know what not even two if they say they're a vice president fuck that shit because there's like 60 of all morgan stanley employees are like vps they give the title to anyone so it's not impressive how can there be 60 they just let everyone be yeah they let everyone be a vp
So finance is a very โ if they say finance, don't let them โ don't drop the panties yet. You got to get more โ We need follow-up questions. Yeah, yeah. You need a lot, a lot of follow-up questions. I need you to make me a list of who I should be dating in New York. Yeah. You're super hot. I feel like you should be dating โ like you don't actually โ like I always tell this to women.
So finance is a very โ if they say finance, don't let them โ don't drop the panties yet. You got to get more โ We need follow-up questions. Yeah, yeah. You need a lot, a lot of follow-up questions. I need you to make me a list of who I should be dating in New York. Yeah. You're super hot. I feel like you should be dating โ like you don't actually โ like I always tell this to women.
It's great if you want to โ like you don't have โ like you don't have โ I would love not to work. If you want to stop working tomorrow, you can. I'm all about fourth wave feminism. Let's go back to just being like, I can stay home and do nothing. I want to be a trad wife. For sure.
It's great if you want to โ like you don't have โ like you don't have โ I would love not to work. If you want to stop working tomorrow, you can. I'm all about fourth wave feminism. Let's go back to just being like, I can stay home and do nothing. I want to be a trad wife. For sure.
Yes. Wait, do you really ask guys to invest in your business or your brand? No, it's just me. Okay. Okay. That's a bit I do with guys. Really? Yeah. If you ever go to like Goldman Sachs Happy or everything, they love it. I just walk up to groups of guys and say, hey, sharks. And it's like, it's on. That's such a good line. Yeah. And they're like, do you want 10% equity for 0% profit?
Yes. Wait, do you really ask guys to invest in your business or your brand? No, it's just me. Okay. Okay. That's a bit I do with guys. Really? Yeah. If you ever go to like Goldman Sachs Happy or everything, they love it. I just walk up to groups of guys and say, hey, sharks. And it's like, it's on. That's such a good line. Yeah. And they're like, do you want 10% equity for 0% profit?
And just fuck it up. And they think it's so cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to hang out more. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my god. It would be crazy. Do you date on tour?
And just fuck it up. And they think it's so cute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We need to hang out more. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my god. It would be crazy. Do you date on tour?