Bubba Bussey

The further you went, the more money you got.

And I'm going to tell you, I still, when I try to explain that event to people, I get to laughing and crying.

I can't even get it out because it was so much fun.

I think it was Rick's at the time.

And JT, you also starred in several other episodes.

I remember one case where you backed over a streetlight and tried to pay the kids not to tell anybody.

Nothing to see here.

Nothing.

Did you actually offer money not to tell their parents you did it?

I think you had some fresh money from running of the goobs.

Oh, gosh.

Yeah, we would let you walk the plane, no doubt.

Well, you know, and I don't know if you even know this or remember this, but Tony passed away.

He had every disease that had a three-letter abbreviation.

You name it, he had it.

And do you remember his funeral, the deal with that?

The funeral director, you know, he had filled out a pre-need plan.

You know, you purchase that and they give you a book, you know, and you pick out, you know, what kind of casket you want, what your pallbearer songs you want, you know, all the details, right?

So Tony passes away.

And his parents are meeting with the gentleman who runs the funeral home, and they get Tony's book out, and they start flipping through the pages, and they're blank.