Caitlin Green

So I think allegedly that's what everyone's kind of like assuming happened.

He refused the urine test.

And so, you know, the back injuries that he's had ever since 2014 have resulted in him legally using painkillers.

You're not supposed to do a bunch of them and then get behind the wheel of your car.

100%.

Think about the age of that judge.

If that judge can recall Tiger's 2009 mugshot and then has aged themselves into being a smarter person, you'd be like, why haven't you done the same?

But in that exact same amount of time, you've learned nothing, hired no driver, didn't get an Uber account, and decided you were going to speed through your residential neighborhood, roll your Land Rover...

No.

And I couldn't, I don't understand why people... This guy just like publicly sucks for so long that I don't understand how he's still given grace time and time again.

I appreciate the fact that lots of people who are really fired up about golf and sports in general can rifle off his stats and what an impressive career he's had and his famous red Nike shirt and yada, yada, yada.

But, you know, if in 2017...

you fall asleep behind the running wheel of your Mercedes Benz.

And then it's learned and discovered through drug tests that you have Ambien, THC, Vicodin, Dilaudid, and Xanax in your body all at once while you're behind the wheel of a car.

And now this happens in 2026.

I think we can just say, no, we can just be done with him.

He doesn't need to be famous anymore.

No one needs to like laud him with anything.

Just let him go be like impaired and bald in Florida.

That is his destiny.