Caitlin Green

David Cooper is actually sitting across from me couples therapy style with a special guest.

Today's guest, someone truly like putting the capital S in special and not because of her credentials, although she has them and not because of her insight, although that too is formidable, but because against all odds and evidence, she is dating the host of this radio show.

She has willingly entered into a relationship with none other than David Cooper.

We are joined today by his girlfriend, Miranda.

Miranda, thank you for joining us.

Okay, so I would like some insight a little bit into the relationship that you share with David.

How often is he chewing gum when you guys are together?

Yeah.

Okay.

This is my experience too.

Like moments before we do any sort of like radio hit together, I feel like it gets put next to him on a desk, just sort of stuck there.

Yes, there is a real reason why I'm here to interview the two of you.

And it's not just so that Miranda and I can gang up on you.

It's because I want to talk to you guys about the sexual wonder, the pop culture phenomenon that is heated rivalry.

Yeah, you got to stop calling it that.

It feels like you're underselling it because it's so much more than the gay hockey show.

Miranda, you've seen this.

Have you seen it in full or how much of it have you watched?

Oh, thank goodness you made it to episode four.

Okay, so you made it past the first two.