Caitlin Green

He's an idiot.

Like he's smart enough to know not to let the police in, but he certainly isn't smart enough to know what he should and shouldn't post for clout on the internet.

And again, I just think this is a case of like a very young, newly wealthy, newly famous person having a cell phone when they probably shouldn't.

They should have their cell phone privileges taken away.

That's what the judge should do in this case, really.

They should hire a Scandinavian, you know, dominating woman to be in charge of whether they get access to their cell phones.

Do we just need more Scandinavian women intervening?

Is that your central thesis here?

I think so.

I think if we can get like the prime minister of Finland over here and, you know, if she has to like wear some high heels while she's at it, why not?

She could like step on Clav's hands and see where we end up.

What is your sage like advice for young men listening, thinking, oh, it might be a good idea to hit my face with a hammer or a parent that has a 20 year old boy who's like, I need to hit my face with a hammer to get the cheekbones of my dreams.

What's your advice?

Get us out of this one, Caitlin.

I'm going to be overly earnest here for a second in the hopes that like there is a 21 or 20 year old man listening.

You're good enough.

You're good enough.

You do not need an internet grifter making you feel like crap about yourself so that they can make money.

And that's what this is.

So just put the phone down, go walk outside as the youth would say, touch grass.