Caitlin Green

She charges $200 a year for a subscription and access for three months is $60.

Yeah, I failed math.

So I don't know what that breaks down to per month, but yeah, $60 for three months, like 20 bucks a month.

If you're really into her, I don't know.

I think that's not bad.

But I also don't know what she's showing.

And this is the other thing.

So a lot of people hear OnlyFans and they assume that there's a lot of really explicit stuff going on.

Some of the more like, I guess, public figures that aren't just straight up content creators for OnlyFans, if they have another life and this is funding that, a lot of the time it's like artistic nudity.

So it'll be like her with her bobsled and like a piece of sheer drape, you know, purposely placed somewhere.

I'm just paraphrasing here.

But I, so I don't know if she's going full nude, but 16 bucks, that's a couple of coffees.

And also too, like if you're just a, you know, if you're a young, hot German bobsledder, like, I don't know, you got to do what you got to do.

I love it because I think to me, they strike me as like they would be excellent in winter warfare.

That's what I watch and I imagine.

That's the terms in which I apply this.

I just think these guys are actual soldiers and you should be recruiting them to fight off the Arctic oil wars that are coming for us all.

Yeah, really odd.

He decided that he was going to break down emotionally and apologize for cheating on his girlfriend.

He just cops to having recently cheated on his girlfriend, talking about how much he regrets it and that he wants to get her back.