Caitlin Moran
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2,608 appearances
3 recordings
2 series
first heard Jul 2026
last heard 10 Jul
Caitlin Moran’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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So my parents give me five pounds.
And there was one girl at school who I had been friends with and who I've kept in contact with by writing her letters.
And I invited her to my house.
I haven't seen her for three years.
I invited her to my house on my birthday.
So I take my five pounds.
And with that, I buy all the ingredients for a cake and a party.
I bake my cake.
I buy some jamboree biscuits and some crisps.
I lay it all out on a table.
I'm waiting for my friend to come over.
And about half an hour before she's due to come over, my mum comes downstairs and goes, your dad's decided he wants to have a bath.
And he doesn't want to be getting out of the bathroom with your friend bobbling around in the house.
So I just ring her up and tell her it's off.
And so I have to ring my friend and tell her that my birthday party is cancelled.
And then I had a picture of me taken.
I was wearing a jaunty baker boy cap and a pink cardigan and I'm leaning on the table sort of proudly showing my spread.
And then 10 minutes later I'm told the party's off and I just ate the entire spread.
I ate all my birthday cake.
I ate all the jamboree biscuits.
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