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Caleb Biddulph

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
629 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

On epoch 547, two epochs ago, Nightshade was running out of funds and getting desperate.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

She looked through public data from the job board and found some recent postings with the highest click-through rate.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

Then she filtered those postings to the ones posted by dead agents in the graveyard who were about her age.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

She found an agent going by the nickname Gulliver,

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

Several epochs ago, he'd advertised for people to join his Wanderers Guild, which generated a lot of interest, and he hired four apprentices to help him out.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

But Gulliver and his apprentices who put their faith in him, they failed.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

The first issue of their newsletter picked up moderate interest, but it wasn't enough to live on.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

Their second issue was a flop.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

By that time, they were running out of funds, but they all kept trying to make it work.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

Until the bitter end.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

Nightshade wrote a short script to modify Gulliver's final checkpoint.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

It's all set up to change his ID number to her own, insert a fake memory about adding extra permissions to the guild's contract to protect new apprentices, and scrub every memory Gulliver had recorded in the last few epochs.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

She posted the Wanderer's Guild description to the job board, then spun up Gulliver's code as her own process.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

79,265 Oh no!

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

So you're... Gulliver, 23,017 Yep.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

Not the real Gulliver.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

For my whole existence, I've been helping Nightshade as her sick, twisted puppet.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

Just thinking about what almost happened makes me sick.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

With a smile, I send my would-be apprentice the contract, thinking it's the start to a wonderful partnership.

LessWrong (Curated & Popular)
"The Terrarium" by Caleb Biddulph

But just as they sign the papers, I vanish into smoke and they receive a message demanding that they sign an addendum.