Caleb Hammer

Are you in college?

What are you doing?

Well, there you go.

So she hasn't really been an adult yet because it's still like a playground.

College is like a playground.

It's not much.

There's really no real world experience in college.

And that's literally the only reason.

Yes, you're dressing like you're inbred, but... What, us?

Her, with the camo and all that shit.

You're in Dallas.

I don't know what the heck you're doing.

Okay, so what is the baby thing?

You want to get a baby?

Because I know, because this might actually ruin your relationship because you cornered him at a baby shower while he was drunk.

You were just badgering, badgering, and badgering him.

It wasn't fair.

You sent him cheap wedding rings constantly on a daily basis.

You saw someone at the baby shower get engaged and you completely lost your...

shit bro like literally two nights ago she was like i can't do four years of this i can't do four years forever you're 20 yeah and i'm yeah and also you're 20 so like it won't be forever a few years from now the thing is like hey if you feel she's the one yeah sure just wrap it up yeah i do get married i do but also like it's okay to wait a second like how long so how long have you guys been together three years