Caleb Hearon

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792 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jun 2026 last heard 25 Jun

Caleb Hearon’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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We're young.

We're going to, we're only going to live once.

We'll die one day.

Get out of the house.

And they'll be like, no, I said I would make tea and knit tonight.

So I'm making tea and knitting tonight, but I love you.

And I'm like, I miss when you were a doormat.

It's like literally whenever I want to do something, like I don't like to have anything on my calendar.

This has been on my calendar.

Us doing this has been on my calendar for a long time, right?

Ideally, you guys would have called me like an hour ago and been like, hey, do you want to come to the show?

And I'd be like, oh my God, yeah, let me get on a city bike.

I wish every, that's not how the world works, but I wish everything in my life could work that way.

That'd be amazing.

But you have to have plans, but I don't like them.

So socially, I try not to have them.

Now this is a game.

This is a joke.

Because of dentist?

Yeah.

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