Caleb Pressley
speaker
202 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Caleb Pressley’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Bananas are the number one thing. I just like that fact.
You say what you want, dude. We're buying bananas as our number one purchase.
Yeah, Riley told me before he told you about his coming.
I know that you told me, and I think you've said it publicly now, that you came, right?
So what's happened since then, Riley? Are you back at the not coming? Or now are you just constantly coming?
No. No? And how much came out? I'm not trying to be graphic. Actually, is that too much? I'll tell you this.
So enough to make him really uncomfortable in his current Crocs. Bro, I mean, 25 years, where was it going? Where was it going? Because I know for a fact, I don't care if he's lying or not about that. I think he's lying about everything. But even if he's not lying, I know that the human body makes like 3 billion sperms a day or something crazy. Yeah.
Which means that his body was either not making them, he had a broken body, or he was making those things and they were having to go somewhere. Yeah. Would you poop them out?
That's ejaculating. Yeah. That's cheating. So where was it going? Do you feel like you know where it went, Riley? Could you feel a certain part of your body felt different other than your genitals after you came?
Dude, here's a similar fact. I saw this. I saw that if you hold in a poot for too long, a fart, that it will come out your mouth. Really?
I won't speak for myself. Guys are sick, though. Not me. Huh? What'd you say? Not me. But guys disgust me. They are. Men are disgusting.
But he is a heartthrob. Women are drawn to him. Men want to be like him.
Was I your date? Did you have a girl there or was I your date? No, I had a girl there. Wait, can we talk about this? I want to talk about two things, actually. First of all, I want to talk about how you took me to your friend's wedding as your plus one.
And you didn't tell them I was coming. Yes. So I showed up. It's a small wedding. And then they didn't know I was coming. And I didn't know any of the people there. And they had you sitting at the front table. And they just didn't have a place for me. So I had to sit in the back with people I had never met in my life.
Yeah, somebody did. Oh, man. Dude, I went to the bathroom. We were in Spain. We're in Portugal. That's true. We were in Portugal and Sintra. That's what I was thinking. And we went to this old house. It was a beautiful wedding. And I sat on this toilet trying to probably just get somewhere to have some quiet time. Yeah, the poop or whatever they call it over there.
Dude, oh my god. That was – Yeah, that was – It was very bizarre.
Yeah. That was fun. And the other thing I want to talk to you about is, dude, you got to stop – I don't know if you're doing it as a joke or you're trying to be nice. Stop sending me your old clothes. Oh, yeah. I'll get a package from you, and every time it's just some old shirts you don't want anymore. I can tell that they're like your bad shirts. They're not even nice shirts.
You bought me one nice shirt, and the rest of them are just your shitty old shirts.
They're like holes in them. Did you go through all of them? You got me one nice shirt, a red shirt that says hot sauce on it.
That is my best shirt from you. It's a great shirt. There are some other real. And they're larges. I can't even... They're not even knife size. You just... I just picture you'd be like, get rid of that. And someone would be like, do you want to throw them away? You'd be like, nah, send them to Caleb. Send them to Caleb's house so he can throw them away.
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