Caleb Williams

At least I have a reason.

I have a very legitimate reason.

But look, Josh Allen has been in the league for eight years.

You have effectively wasted the majority of his prime.

Five division titles, no Super Bowl appearances, and now the Patriots are back, by the way.

It's like being in a bad marriage.

And so what I'll say is, I definitely...

feel more sad for Bo Nix because he was there.

And now he doesn't get to finish the season.

He doesn't get to take his team to the Super Bowl because his ankle is broken.

That's not healing before Super Bowl Sunday.

My sadness for you, Marshall, on a scale of 1 to 10, is a 10.

No, it's a 10.

Okay.

On my scale of this question, it's at a zero.

I have neither the bandwidth nor the time to be sad for other franchises' quarterbacks considering what just happened in this game and considering the sadness that I and all Bears fans and all Bears observers have dealt with for decades.

I don't have a place in my heart or my brain for other teams' quarterbacks.

Quarterbacks and sadness meters.

Sorry.

Mark Grody lacks empathy.