Caleb Williams

I can handle more football of consequence.

I like consequences.

You know what I like better than consequences?

Consequences that don't hurt me.

Like, no matter what happens, no matter who wins or loses this game.

I'm blowing an artery.

I feel for the David Hawes of the world, these bandwagon Indiana fans.

I feel for them.

I feel for the Jared Paytons of the world, the diehards.

That's too much empathy then.

You guys feel too much.

If you guys are actually going to be stressed out over watching this neutral game, unless there's something I don't know about you guys.

I'm not going to be stressed out, but I am going to be happy for and sad for the appropriate parties come tomorrow morning.

Ray, I don't have the bandwidth for any of this.

No, because I'm probably only going to put a dollar down on this game.

Grody's just trying to tell you he's not watching the game tonight.

No, I will, but I'll be... I am going to embrace it because I'm so tired of... Grody's tired.

I am tired of not being able to just sit back, relax, and be entertained by a game.

So I am going to do the opposite.

I'm not going to be... I'm just going to...