Callan

How much rage can one nation take?

A three million euro vanity railway for the Ryder Cup, GAA Plus, the Cromwellian levels of hatred for the deposit return atrocity.

Is there any amount of crack to be had in this country that would make up for living in the most expensive, least competent, rarely sexy, frequently inebriated quagmire?

I don't think that's

fair at all i think it's been blown out of all proportion 127 000 it's a lot but it's a very handsome bicycle shed it has a very fluorescent pink door on it like a marion keys novel and it's so big you could go inside and have adventures straight out of a chick lit story i don't know a dalliance with a rugged american or something if people look it up in terms of they'll see it's actually a cycle hub not a shed calling it a hub costs 50 grand extra but it means we can rent it out to nurses for three grand a month provided it can be classified as a back garden

I've only just put on a suit to be a Paul Carr for the first time two weeks ago, and now I finally understand why Micheal Lehan was often spotted crying with despair on the 6-1 news, and trying to hide it with a Kerry high-pitched whine.

Barry Linehan, I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike, RT News.

Ah, Prime Minister, thank you for taking the time.

What with all the packing and everything.

Packing, sir?

Removal of vans and so forth.

It must be very tedious here.

Oh, I'm not going anywhere, sir.

There's the spirit, admitting it at last.

Good on you.

You've nowhere to go.

No, no, I... Leader of the least popular UK party since Boris Johnson's lockdown soiree.

Look, I know the elections were a hiccup.

A hiccup?

More like an embolism.