Callan
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Well, those jobs don't deserve taxpayer-funded artificial grass.
My constituents would give their left leg to breathe in those precious microplastics that the woke sops do go on about.
Or how about when you were going to investigate RT over its coverage of the fuel protests, Patrick?
Well, I'm not the only one in this party doing youies.
Weren't ye meant to bring in a social media ban for under-16s?
Ye said it a year ago, and then I unsaid it.
So why are you re-saying what I've been unsaying?
Because I love being in the headlines.
They always use photos of me looking like Will Ferrell at puberty.
And you're blocked from saying it again.
We cannot ban social media in this country.
Big tech needs all that hate speech and violent content for profit.
Just how my party is totally reliant on voters with intergenerational wealth.
My Sandy Cove voters are so posh there hasn't been a jawline in some families for five generations.