Callan

I'm Rex.

I can't wait to do nothing in the summer.

Yes, yes.

I hope it feels different from doing nothing in the spring and also to the winter.

With me once again is aging, grouchy pants, the teacher of the lease, Michal Mone-Martin.

Haha!

Ah, no, I regret bringing you back a nice tub of harissa for my diplomatic mission to Armenia.

Ugh, I don't want that weird chicken porridge.

And stop trying to make your mission sound important.

All you said in Armenia about the wars was, I urge all parties, could you be any more lame?

Like, call the vet, put him down, he's lame.

No, no, it was one of my trademark mealy-mouthed, cute, cautious, nearly statements in terms of... Well, let's focus on the real questions.

OK, fair enough.

Is Zelensky tall in real life?

I know he was here a few months ago, but I forgot to look up from my phone that day to live in the moment.

You know, I'd say I'd be a great wartime leader.

Do you think Putin might take a run at Ireland before I retire undefeated?

An excuse to hang on.

You mean apart from all his ships currently dangling massive sea scissors above our undersea cables?

Bang, bang!