Candace the Magnificent

Yo, kill me, dude.

Throw me off a fucking bridge.

No.

No, thank you.

i want to like preemptively burn the poetry i wrote in middle school just in case you know what i mean genuinely it's funny though i have thought about like a one-act play where i read all of my sad junior high school and high school poetry yep i have considered this uh maybe one poem a week on a podcast that has like a finite number of episodes

You know what I mean?

That's the double-edged sword.

What if it blows up and now the whole world fucking knows about your shitty poetry?

I need more of this Eurasian tour of vampirism, though.

That could be its own show.

He's talking about all these places and how vampires vampire in different spots all over Europe and Asia.

I'm just there listening.

I want to know more about the Turkish vampires.

Is there a Turkish vampire association?

Can we talk about how like, cause like the Turkish vampires, he's like, oh yeah, they just like wear clothes and they live in these castles and stuff.

And people just think that they're regular people and it's fine.

And like, nobody has to be weird about it.

And I'm like, hello, why aren't you doing that, man?

Yeah.

that's what i want yeah shout out to anybody who watches uh what we do in the shadows that vampire meeting episode that they have where it's like the like all of the vampires from like different movies and pop culture and they all like meet to talk about their vampirism that's one of my favorite episodes of any television show ever um and i absolutely love it that's very much how this feels truly international instead of like just mostly american and uk vampires