Candace the Magnificent

I'm like, no, you will never be happy, bro.

Like you will never be happy ever.

he's like no i am alas but i am too sad to go to paris he's on his emo boy world tour honestly holy shit it's so funny because like i read chapter two so this will come up next time for all of you listeners out there but just a heads up chapter two needs to be scored to the instrumental version of boulevard of broken dreams by yes

like that is all of chapter two chapter one is mad world chapter two is boulevard of broken dreams it is very sad and you're just there reading it like man if i were a vampire i'd just be killing people and having a bunch of sex yep i mean living large i'd be having the best time and this man is like i became a vampire to what is it

Those are the best reasons to become a vampire.

Lestat is like, I became a vampire.

Oh, well, I didn't actually choose this for myself.

Yeah.

So I shall remain here and I shall cry.

you told our mom not to harm him for some reason and now he's out of control yeah he knows it he knows it if he didn't know it would be fine he knows he has the fucking clean bill of health and that he has the immunity idol and he is taking it he's taking advantage well it's like kids when like the babysitter's there you know what i mean like they're like extra well behaved for the babysitter but then horrible for their parents or vice versa

I can definitely stay up all night and play Resident Evil.

I'm not 7.

I'm 10.

And it's so bad?

15 then.

Yeah.

Haunted or something.

It would really fuck me.

Not good.

Who's Lestat?