Candace the Magnificent
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That part.
That is literally the box office tagline of The Mummy.
If you ask anyone who has ever seen The Mummy, they will tell you that that is the case.
If you're hot, I'm probably down.
That's the whole movie.
That's literally the movie.
Even the bad guy, like even the monsters and shit, there's like a weird, like creepy mummy lady that's like a ghost, but also not, but also she's a mummy.
I don't know.
It's wild.
She's also hot.
Like, it doesn't make any sense.
It's crazy.
There's a scarab beetle in it.
Scarab beetle, somehow attractive.
Ridiculous.
You know what?
I feel like it's so punk rock in some ways.
She's like, I don't need a $1,500 coffin.
I just need this grass.
Alright, hippie.