CaptainSparklez (Jordan Maron)

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732 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 5 Jul

CaptainSparklez (Jordan Maron)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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You're good at your tricks and shit.

Um yeah.

I mean I I like if I had been willing to get myself injured, I could have like tried to pursue skateboarding.

But I j uh you get to a certain point you're like, okay, in order to go further, I'm breaking bones.

There's no way around it.

Damn.

So did not know that.

I wouldn't have you down as a skateboarder.

That's like I like that No, I yeah, I did do I didn't know that.

Okay.

Did you?

I have some I have like videos of me skating on my channel from from years ago.

Yeah.

Oh cool.

And then the most recent time I did it, I tried a kick flip and just bashed my shin and it like blew up.

Just oh god.

I'm like, I'm too old now.

Uh thirty four.

That's not you're fine.

Terms of how my body reacted to getting shinned by my backboard, I'm like this

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