CaptainSparklez (Jordan Maron)

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729 appearances 1 recordings 1 series first heard Jul 2026 last heard 5 Jul

CaptainSparklez (Jordan Maron)’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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I'm not at all a cook at home.

Really?

No.

No, it's order every food.

Yeah, yeah.

All meals.

Except, okay, I guess, do you count, if I go to the grocery store and I buy like a prepackaged salad, what do you count that as?

I do that, like, every morning I eat kind of like a prepackaged grocery store salad.

And then I order dinner.

So you two meals a day go?

Yes.

No.

It is a bit.

If I'm doing the home cooking, I'm not missing out.

You spent 16 years playing Minecraft.

You've got to drop some of the skills, innit?

I don't even get into Pam's Harvest Craft in Minecraft, okay?

It's a mod that goes really into cooking, and I don't do it.

I'm consistent between real life and in-game.

Fair enough.

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