Carlos Herrera
speaker
720 appearances
15 recordings
1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 8 Jun
Carlos Herrera’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I don't know. Okay. I got to visualize it. Close your eyes. Close your eyes.
One is a carp, and the other one is a... What are those fucking Nemo ones or whatever? Goldfish. No, the one with the clownfish. Clownfish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two baby clownfish are swimming alone. And a great white's going. And they happen to meet. A great white's going the other way. Going the other way. Okay. Who nods at them and says, morning boys, how's the water? That's not what he sounds like. It's a great white. Morning boys. Yeah, that's what it goes. How's the water? Exactly. And the two young fish, the two young clownfish, they swim for a bit.
And eventually one of them looks at the other one and goes, what the hell is water? In this moment, you're worried I plan to present myself as the wise old fish explaining what water is to young fish. Please don't be. I'm not the old wise fish.
The immediate point of the fish story is that the most obvious, ubiquitous, important realities are often the ones that we are hardest to see and talk about. What it is is we're not taking stuff for granted. What it says on your phone is what this is. What?
You know, I'm not good with riddles either, so I don't know. This is it. This is water. When someone, you'll look back in 20 years, 10 maybe, I don't know how long you're going to make it, but 20. You know what? That kind of talk, when I'm going to the White House by myself, I knew it.
Thank you. You won't be dead in 10 years. Thank you. Anyway. With you and me, two young fish are swimming along in the ocean. One takes a giant shit. And a beautiful female fish comes by. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Yeah. All right, listen. Okay. You're, this is it. This is it. I'm being in all genuine respect because I love you and I respect you. Because a lot of times you go, you go.
You're in the moment. You're living in the moment.
Right.
No. Okay, I get it. Okay.
What, he got peanut butter in your mouth? What are you doing?
Bruce Lee died from PBJ?
I don't know. But I'm happy that you're on this new kick. What made you do this? Therapy got you to this? This is it? Yes, Bruce Lee incorporated peanut butter into his diet, particularly as a component of protein. I didn't have to look it up. Bruce Lee was highly against jelly, however. Yeah.
I wanted to tell you that.
My son, Baron, said you're a wonderful, funny guy. I think you're a very funny guy. I love Mad TV. I love Mad TV. Wow. I love Mad TV. What I don't like about Mad TV is they had a lot of DEI. I didn't like the DEI.
No, he'd go, and I won, didn't I? I won. I'd go, yes, sir.
That's incredible though.
You do feel this way that you're getting to a place where you're accepting. I feel great. You feel really good. I feel so good. And I appreciate that. I thank you. I thank you more. I'd like, I'd like you to take me to the white house.
Just take me to the White House.
All right. Thank you for saying that. Anyway. It's very nice. Stop this. Let's move on. Can I tell you something right now? Yeah. Speaking of bad friends fans, what are you doing? You're reading texts from your agents and stuff? What do they say? I want to just look. What do they say? It's from somebody. Let's move on. Is it from a friend? Yeah. What did they say?
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