Carole Cadwalladr

The reality of Trump is he turns even his most fervent and enthusiastic foot soldiers upside down. Take Dan Bongino, ex-Secret Service agent, Fox News host, and guy who looks like he starts fights at Little League games even though he doesn't have a kid playing. He was very excited for the Trump era.

The reality of Trump is he turns even his most fervent and enthusiastic foot soldiers upside down. Take Dan Bongino, ex-Secret Service agent, Fox News host, and guy who looks like he starts fights at Little League games even though he doesn't have a kid playing. He was very excited for the Trump era.

Well, that last part's going to make for some good B-roll for an Inside Edition story one day. Anyway, Trump made that guy deputy director of the FBI, because of course. But look what his only three months on the job have done to him.

Well, that last part's going to make for some good B-roll for an Inside Edition story one day. Anyway, Trump made that guy deputy director of the FBI, because of course. But look what his only three months on the job have done to him.

Yeah, that's called a job. You have a job. That's what they are. You go in at a specific time, 6.30, 7, around there, to a specific room, mostly four-walled. And you're there all f***ing day. It's work. It's a job. And yeah, there probably is a dude in there that you hear all f***ing day.

Yeah, that's called a job. You have a job. That's what they are. You go in at a specific time, 6.30, 7, around there, to a specific room, mostly four-walled. And you're there all f***ing day. It's work. It's a job. And yeah, there probably is a dude in there that you hear all f***ing day.

And how are you just finding about this now? How is having a job now suddenly destroying everything?

And how are you just finding about this now? How is having a job now suddenly destroying everything?

I mean, it's just as hard. I don't like the separated. I mean, divorce. I'm not divorced. I was divorced, but not separate. I'm separate together, but not, of course, alone. But I go, who knows? I mean, some people, they leave for a while. Who the f*** knows? Guys come over, they come banging. Who the f*** knows what's happening? I don't know what's happening. Why can't she come to work?

I mean, it's just as hard. I don't like the separated. I mean, divorce. I'm not divorced. I was divorced, but not separate. I'm separate together, but not, of course, alone. But I go, who knows? I mean, some people, they leave for a while. Who the f*** knows? Guys come over, they come banging. Who the f*** knows what's happening? I don't know what's happening. Why can't she come to work?

Why can't I just bring, can I bring my wife to work? Would that be okay?

Why can't I just bring, can I bring my wife to work? Would that be okay?

The only one who's gonna come out of there unscathed is Press Secretary Caroline Leavitt, because I don't think she got any principles in there left to die.

The only one who's gonna come out of there unscathed is Press Secretary Caroline Leavitt, because I don't think she got any principles in there left to die.

By the way, I think the more she lies, the bigger her cross gets. Is that possible? It's like some sort of weird Pinocchio cross. The president can't be bought. I'm not even upset with this lady. Because just rolling with the punches is clearly the only strategy for happiness when you're working for Trump.

By the way, I think the more she lies, the bigger her cross gets. Is that possible? It's like some sort of weird Pinocchio cross. The president can't be bought. I'm not even upset with this lady. Because just rolling with the punches is clearly the only strategy for happiness when you're working for Trump.

Trump's very open secret has always been he doesn't believe in or care about any policy issue at all. He wants attention, he wants his ego stroked, and he wants money. He wants wads and wads of money. Remember his 90 deals in 90 days? He made them, but only for his family. Those are the only deals he made. Meanwhile...

Trump's very open secret has always been he doesn't believe in or care about any policy issue at all. He wants attention, he wants his ego stroked, and he wants money. He wants wads and wads of money. Remember his 90 deals in 90 days? He made them, but only for his family. Those are the only deals he made. Meanwhile...

The world he said he was going to fix is burning, like so many nuclear-capable planes in Siberia. And don't bother trying to call him on it, because before you can, he's already moved on to pulling some new crazy thing out of his ass to distract us.

The world he said he was going to fix is burning, like so many nuclear-capable planes in Siberia. And don't bother trying to call him on it, because before you can, he's already moved on to pulling some new crazy thing out of his ass to distract us.