Caroline O'Donoghue
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100 appearances
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1 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard Nov 2024
Caroline O'Donoghue’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Like herbs are so easy to buy at the supermarket. Like even I think Muffy's gone too far on this one. Yeah. Before I was like team Muffy, boo Celeste. And now I just think both these ladies are tapped in the head.
So like, it seems like she's fallen out of contact with both of these women and her wider neighborhood. So I'm like, what's, why isn't, yeah. Is Jane catching some flack that she doesn't even know she's catching?
Great. I'm going to the relaunch of an herb garden tomorrow. There was a time when it used to be shocking to be invited to a dog's birthday party. And this is so like several rungs below that.
Yes. Okay. So she has, not only has she bought these figs out from under her former best friend who did not tend her herb garden correctly or even at all. Yes. She has caught flack from the artist's widow and now she is trying to establish an art collecting brand in order to sort of like legitimize the fact that she's stolen another woman's figs. Bingo.
Oh my fucking God.
Okay.
Oh, my God.
Excuse me?
and he loved the figs and then she became fixated she's like what's like a year over a year she's been just like banging on about these figs and how much she loves them and how it is her one desire to get them back and she didn't even like them that much yes Muffy and Jane and Jane's granddaughter are all like what
Oh, shit. It was never about the figs. Holy crap. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So then how was Celeste trying to give $50,000 to Muffy when she doesn't have that kind of money?
Oh, wow. What a tale. Fuck me. That's so good.
I honestly just feel like an incredible magic trick has been pulled on me in that I was looking in the wrong place the whole time. And I thought this was a story of just two rich bitches who had nothing else to do, who were being petty and funny. But there's so much more. It's Charles is broke. He's flat broke. And so is Celeste. And they're trying to maintain this weird fucking...
It's very Desperate Housewives. It's very like turn of the century Desperate Housewives.
Yes. And the idea of the one sapphire in the family. It's so crazy. And they got the artist's widow involved. That poor woman is grieving.
Fuck. This is huge.
I love Jane still. All these other people. Yeah. I don't know. I think, yeah, Jane should sort of have some kind of a tarot affair with the hot boyfriend because I don't like the idea of him being caught up in this. I think he's too pure.
And she can buy all the things she likes. What a story. So she's just like, I've had it with these hoes. Bye. Like, fuck.
God, and those women are just still out there somewhere scheming. You know what I mean? Yes. I do think there are people in this world who like, they can't live unless there's a scheme going. You know, they're like running some kind of private con within their whole life. But to them, it's not even a con. It's just some kind of weird form of contorted justice.
They just think they just deserve this thing. It's so fucked up. Right.
I'm so honored. I really think this is up there. If there was a normal gossip, like a MoMA for normal gossip. Power rankings. Yeah, the Noga or whatever. If there was a museum, there would be that chair with the vagina print on it, the bird lamp, and this fig. And I feel so proud to be part of it. Wow.
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