Casey Noon

about whether he would show up at President Trump's State of the Union address in late February.

And Kalshi has referred this matter to the Justice Department and the CFTC for further investigation.

Yes.

So the pattern of facts, as we understand them, is that just before the State of the Union, George Santos goes on social media and says that he's going to attend.

But he missed the speech.

And around the time of the event, Kalshi detected that he had bet against his own attendance.

So we salute a legend.

Yes, diva.

Yes.

Very funny.

It's always the ones you most expect.

And this is going to be just a hilarious genre of like silly crime stories over the next few years.

It's just increasingly famous people just getting caught with their pants down betting on prediction markets about events that they themselves control.

What's wrong with us?

Okay, stop generating.

Well, I just want to say my old pal at Meta AI, Nasty Nancy, would never have done this.

she would have upheld the integrity of these Instagram accounts.

But now they've turned it over to this crazy chatbot who's just giving away people's passwords.

I learned about this when someone posted the apparent account credentials and cell phone number of Mark Zuckerberg on X. So I have not tried the number yet to verify that it works, but it appears that you can just go on and ask MetAI for anything.

Only one way to find out.