Cason
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first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
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Will & Rusty's Playdate · professor has EMOTIONAL MELTDOWN after meeting son’s brother · 19 Feb 2025
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Carrot cake. Just get a ginormous carrot cake. I want a different kind of cake. You don't like carrot cake? It's not my favorite. Do you like pineapple on your pizza, Lauren?
i'll eat it but i don't i will see i like it and uh we're making pizzas tonight for valentine's day oh you and shardy yeah and i was like i was like you know we should do three mini ones yeah you know because she was oh she was like no pineapple on pizza and i was like okay cool what do you want and she goes uh pepperoni mushrooms and green olives yeah i go
green olives black olives not green that's what i'm saying green all black olives on pizza all tolerate so good she's she was like i was like it feels like feels like you're kind of throwing stones from a glass house right now if you if you don't if you think my topping is crazy but you say one that no one's ever done i've never seen green olives on pizza it's not it's not a thing she was like no we did it all the time growing up and i was like you are out of black olives
black olives on pizza so good i used to sneak black olives out of the when it was taco night i would like come up and be like wait same yeah same oh out of the thing but in hindsight what the fuck were we doing with the black olives on taco yeah oh that's a good point no but i have memories of doing it was on taco night too i'd grab a little thing of cheese and a little thing of black olives and like scurry into the counter yeah i think i think we had those on tacos hide in the i could fit in the bread box until i was like 16
Google counter bread box. It was built into the cabinets. You slide it up. It slides up like that. I've never seen that in my life. No, no, no. It slid.
it was honestly for anyone listening about the size of a microwave we need to call we need to it was it was literally that size we need to i i i will get an expert on the phone i believe you you could fit into this clearly it wasn't that size no it was literally that size it wasn't that one it was the first one until you were 16 until you were 16 you fit in a microwave essentially i
There should be like two side tables and it's like, are you wearing a wig? If yes, have a piece of candy. Yeah, yeah. If not, put on this mustache and take a shot of Malort or a turnaround. Malort. Malort or turnaround. Do you have Malort? No, but I don't know.
I just think don't... If you don't have a wig... If you want to come to the wig party, wear a wig.
Yeah, I think I hate when people are... Thomas Jefferson. I hate when people are too cool for school.
That makes me so... I was like Mikey Goulter in high school, dude. He never dressed up for Spirit Week. Yeah.
yeah that that it just grinds my gears no it's so dumb we're like themed parties everyone's wearing their cool outfit and they're just in like a sweatshirt i'm like we look so stupid like when when it's halloween and someone's like fucking stupid boyfriend is like like thinks it's cool to like kind of mail it in yeah it's like nope yeah nope you're boring sometimes i mail it on halloween i hate halloween that's my least favorite holiday
i think same i always want to be someone that tries harder and plans ahead like mia loves halloween yeah i just don't care i don't even i don't think it's like you don't even need to try super hard i just feel like the same people that you cannot can't count on to wear a wig would be the same people you can't count on to do like basic stuff you know what i mean like i don't if you're if you're gonna have has it there like you're probably not gonna come to something if i'm like counting on you you know what i mean
okay yeah like i think that's frustrating when they're they're i've like really good friends where i'm like if i was in a bind like i don't think i could i don't think that guy would be of any help yeah like jerry oh here we go yep hey when how old do you think i was when i could stop fitting in the bread box wait what'd you say how old do you think i was when i could stop when i could no longer fit in the bread box
Okay, I said 16, but 12... That's way different. No, not 16.
But that's still crazy. How big was the bread box, you think? Like, it was an impressive feat. 21 questions asked.
Yeah. That makes... No, I swear to God, it was, like... It was, like, insane. It was a one-by-one... All right, thank you, Casey. It was a...
what you said possibly you want to get lunch with me and mom if we come to you what time whatever we don't really have plans we're on a hike right now okay let me look one second let me look at my calendar can i come to lunch yeah you want to come to learn no i have to i'm too busy today i can't either i could do i could do lunch at uh two o'clock one o'clock
all right we'll talk later i'm on the podcast but dude that makes no sense no that's like my that's my no not that was my no nonsense sister too that's admitting it was one by one one foot by one foot do you realize how big that is it's yeah you fit in i swear that couldn't even fit a loaf of bread bread is more than one foot long
We grew up in America. I don't know. This is like a foot. Bread is longer than that.
I swear, I swear to God, I could fit in the bread box until I was 12.
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