Cecil Baldwin
speaker
912 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2026
last heard 15 Sep
Cecil Baldwin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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An entity we know as Harrison Kipps God.
The god's name is
Dale.
And Dale had recently torn through the sky and entered the streets of our town.
A man with a face that flickers like a television screen.
Who stood on the ceiling and reached out for me?
That was the last you heard from me, listeners.
But for me?
It was only the beginning.
More on that after the headlines.
In political news, election season is heating up.
If you're anything like me, you find it easy to get overwhelmed by voter handbooks full of dense contradictory propaganda.
To make things easier, I've compiled a primer on some of the most important measures and candidates.
Measure twenty seven.
Ban on cakewalks.
This is proposed safety legislation to make it illegal to use cakewalks as a fundraising activity because of that one time at the community center when an unfortunate combination of yelling random numbers and playing music and marching backwards in a circle accidentally summoned a demon.
For those who survived that night.
I'm sure a yes vote is a no brainer.
For those who were possessed that night, I'm guessing.
You're voting no.
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