Cecil Baldwin
speaker
912 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2026
last heard 15 Sep
Cecil Baldwin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Sheriff Dan said Reverend Robert McLean of the Eighth Baptist Church of Nightvale is a person of interest in the ongoing investigation into several missing youth in Nightvale.
The sheriff said that Reverend McLean is buggin, with his perpetual vilification of the youth in Nightvale, and that he should chillax.
Fun fact listeners, did you know that the popular slang, chillax, is a portmanteau of chinchilla laxative, which is a special medical treatment to help calm your digestive system?
It's not an attractive or pain-free process for you or the chinchilla, but it does help you loosen up and unwind.
The sheriff and his secret police also learn that Eighth Baptist is neither affiliated with nor recognized by the Baptist World Alliance, due to the fact that they don't adhere to any Christian tenet.
Sheriff Dan said, anyone who has weird beliefs or doesn't fit in should be harassed and investigated, because they're probably doing something wrong.
That's called the Fourth Amendment, baby.
Sheriff Dan added, So if anyone knows the whereabouts of Reverend McLean or where he lives, or even where his church is, that'd be great.
We can't find our phone book right now.
Let me email the sheriff to tell him about the march planned in downtown today.
There's some mail for you.
Oh, it's Josie again.
She figured out that the person who's been selling these false collectibles
is none other than DJ Witch Mommy.
According to Josie, DJ Witch Mommy's popularity is due to her fly beats and dope jams, but also because it's rumored that she uses magic to put her audience in a trance.
Anyone who hears her smoking tunes can't help but to bust a move.
Josie writes, I thought maybe the DJ's spell had an effect on these beanies.
So I drove to the warehouse district and found where she hosts her raves.
Using my folding desktop computer and portable generator-powered modem, I hacked into the mainframe of some military communications satellites so that I could email you.
Cecil, I'm in her warehouse right now.
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