Cecil Baldwin
speaker
912 appearances
6 recordings
1 series
first heard Aug 2026
last heard 15 Sep
Cecil Baldwin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Hey Sheriff, Cheryl added smugly, you catch all that?
Reverend McLean here just confessed to some pretty awful crimes.
Reverend Robert McLean had not noticed the sheriff and his secret police standing against the far wall of the warehouse.
McLean's face flushed and his jaw stiffened.
Sheriff Dan looked up and said, Oh dang, uh no, we were talking about the Knicks' chances against the Spurs this week.
Sorry, Reverend, um, can you repeat what you said?
Reverend McLean replied, Oh, it's such a long story, I'd hate to bore you.
No worries, said the sheriff, and he and his men left the warehouse.
Reverend McLean turned on Josie and Cheryl.
Where are my beanie babies?
He growled threateningly.
Right there, Cheryl said.
McLean turned around expecting to see his congregation standing behind him, but they weren't there.
The congregation had been knocked unconscious and piled in the storeroom.
Standing behind McLean now were dozens of tiny but quite powerful plush toys holding the church members' torches.
Squick-a-squaka is what it sounded like, the creature said, as they chased Reverend McLean into the storage room, locking the door behind them.
They let out a little whee in celebration and then started grinding up against each other.
It's really weird to watch.
Josie tells me the folks at Eighth Baptist have now been apprehended.
I had my sentient Beanie Babies delivered to Show Moreno, and thanks to her diligent efforts, all of the soul-stuffed toys have been reunited with their families.
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