Cecil Baldwin

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912 appearances 6 recordings 1 series first heard Aug 2026 last heard 15 Sep

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Welcome to Night Vale · 294 - Revelations · 15 Sep 2026 podcast

It's a bit of a grey area.

The place I was brought to is known as the Cleansing Grove, and it's located between the false sky and the realm beyond, like a layer of cream filling between wafer cookies.

If one wafer is a flat facade and the other is incomprehensible infinity.

Dale said I wasn't ready to see the realm beyond, because the beauty of it would be so overwhelming that I would instantly claw my own eyes out.

He told me I would be safe and happy in the cleansing grove.

And that if I followed his divine revelations, I would be allowed to text my family on his burner phone once a week to let them know how safe and happy I was.

I told him that sounded fair.

And he was well pleased.

All guests of the cleansing grove must first undergo a personal development workshop led by Dale called Finding the Real You Within by Crawling Inside Your Own Mouth.

It was a lot more physical than I anticipated, and and uh really pushed my boundaries of comfort, but luckily I didn't have to go too far inside.

The real me was, in fact, located about halfway down my esophagus.

It was soft and small and colorless.

Like a like a wad of well chewed gum.

And within it I witnessed the most essential core.

of my being.