Cecil Baldwin

Today's proverb.

Money doesn't grow on trees?

Not with that attitude it won't.

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Plenty of weird and monstrous fish just filling the sea to the brim.

Welcome to Night Vale.

Hello, listeners.

I know there are still some of you out there.

Not as many as before.

But some people are listening to their radios right now.

Right?

It's not like every single person in town is glued to their televisions watching the new hit show, Antler Cove, that happens to air at the exact same time as my broadcast, and has the entire community in a chokehold of obsession to the point where it seems like that's all anyone ever talks about anymore.

From what I can piece together, it seems like the show is about a wealthy family fighting about money in a small coastal town where an alien invasion is also happening.

And maybe there's a murder mystery element too?

I'm not even sure if it's prestige drama or a children's show or what.

I haven't seen it because it can only be watched live.

And as I said, it airs when I'm doing my own show.

And because I haven't seen it, I can no longer participate in the larger cultural conversation.

That's fine.

It's fine.