Cecil Baldwin

It isn't providing crucial information about current events.

It isn't an art, or a service, or a particular skill at all.

It's like the old saying, if a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to hear it, does that mean everyone is so bored of trees that no one even goes to the forest anymore or gives a flying F about whether a tree lives or dies?

That trees have become obsolete and people are just more into shrubbery these days and trees can go F themselves for all anyone cares.

In fact, I could probably get away with using the F word here since no one's listening.

Fedora!

Wow, that feels so wrong.

I do have more community news to share, but I'm not sure if there's a point.

Actually, if someone could call into the station just to let me know they're listening, that would help a lot.

You don't even have to talk on the air or anything.

You can just let the phone ring once so I know you're out there, that someone hears me, that what I'm doing matters to even one person.

The phone lines are open.

I guess that tells me everything I need to know.

I might as well shut things down here at the booth and tune into Antler Cove myself.

It's like the old saying, if a tree falls in the forest, you should get out of there before you're crushed to death and the woodland creatures feast upon your carcass.

Oh, speaking of woodland creatures, I am still legally obligated to broadcast the weather, or else Wolverine stuff happens.

Okay, what did I just watch?

Like, is Anthony actually a werewolf?

Or is Vivian just trying to make it look like he is so that he gets written out of the will and she gets a larger inheritance?

And is Genevieve's traumatic backstory about being trapped in a potato cellar true?