Cecil Baldwin

Or is she just gaining Lucius's sympathy so she can get access to the town water supply and try out her experimental mind control serum on everyone?

And why do so many people keep getting struck by lightning?

I do like the B-plot about the aliens not getting anything done because they're so busy petting and playing with cats.

Because they've never seen cats before.

But then again, isn't that... that's kind of an old trope at this point, right?

I want to like this show.

I really do.

I want to be able to talk to my friends and neighbors again to stop being such an outsider in my own community.

But I have to be honest.

I tried.

I tried.

And I find this show so boring and cliche.

I just, I can't, I can't do it.

I'd honestly rather listen to the sound of my own voice talking to no one.

Actually, it's kind of freeing, just broadcasting for myself.

I haven't done that since I was a kid, when I had my political commentary show in the old culvert on Drainage Ditch Road.

I think if I was the last person on Earth, I would probably still be broadcasting.

And times like right now, when Antler Cove is on and everyone's at home watching, it almost feels like I am the last person on Earth.

No one's out driving or walking their dog.

No one's running errands or working or socializing.