Celia Contreras
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Well, it's kind of going this way, but that's a faint line.
These three lines here say you'll have at least three kids.
Tell me I am too fat to walk over there and look at Red Band.
Real quick, Red Band, do you have your affairs in order?
No, like, you have, like, five split lifelines, but, like, they don't get to hear, so...
You might die sooner than you want to.
But it could mean you'll live longer, but you're just going to have a fuck ton of, like, health problems.
So, like, we're talking heart disease.
Well, a lot of crazy shit, but I'm not going to bore them with it because it's crazy for me, not for them.
Tony, can I ask you a question?
I meant you to sign my Marriott card from when we went to Celebrity Theater, but could you sign this wristband for me?
It's just a bunch of prune juice.