Celia Contreras
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Podcast Appearances
All right, so I had a very open-minded stepdad, especially when that .45 caliber tore through the back of his head.
It was a hollow occasion, but we know he had a blast, right?
All right, let's talk about something worse.
It's not that I hate you bitches, I've just worked a lot of customer service jobs.
That being said, I don't think my own people, Mexican women, are shit either.
I want to know why we shave off our eyebrows and draw them back on.
It's like, I can do better than God.
So I'm at my brother's funeral, right?
And my sister's next to me and she makes this disgusting sound.
She couldn't have drawn her shit on straight for this.
I turn around, there's my other sister looking concerned and surprised.