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Celia Contreras

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176 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

KILL TONY
#727 - JOE DEROSA + TIM BUTTERLY

What up?

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

Allegedly.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

All right, so I had a very open-minded stepdad, especially when that .45 caliber tore through the back of his head.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

It was a hollow occasion, but we know he had a blast, right?

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

Suicide.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

All right, let's talk about something worse.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

White women.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

It's not that I hate you bitches, I've just worked a lot of customer service jobs.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

That being said, I don't think my own people, Mexican women, are shit either.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

I want to know why we shave off our eyebrows and draw them back on.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

Like, just the audacity of it.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

It's like, I can do better than God.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

So I'm at my brother's funeral, right?

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

And my sister's next to me and she makes this disgusting sound.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

She's like, ugh.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

It's like, what?

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

Look at this bitch.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

She couldn't have drawn her shit on straight for this.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

I turn around, there's my other sister looking concerned and surprised.

KILL TONY
#640 - STAVROS HALKIAS

This is very inappropriate.