Charlie Van Kirk

Alice proceeds to top her second shot into a ditch about 70 yards ahead.

Alice proceeds to top her second shot into a ditch about 70 yards ahead.

Pete started panicking over his investment, so he raced up the fairway with the clubs to see if the ball was playable and found it nestled in some slimy green muck.

Pete started panicking over his investment, so he raced up the fairway with the clubs to see if the ball was playable and found it nestled in some slimy green muck.

This is where we start to question the great man's choices.

This is where we start to question the great man's choices.

He was pissed.

He was pissed.

He tossed her bag full of clubs into the muck and stomped off the course, leaving Alice to fend for herself.

He tossed her bag full of clubs into the muck and stomped off the course, leaving Alice to fend for herself.

So needless to say, she was a little bit cold to our guy for the next few weeks.

So needless to say, she was a little bit cold to our guy for the next few weeks.

Let's go straight in there with the golfing prowess.

Let's go straight in there with the golfing prowess.

So she won the Indiana State Am nine times.

So she won the Indiana State Am nine times.

She won the North-South.

She won the North-South.

She competed on a winning Curtis Cup team and in several U.S.

She competed on a winning Curtis Cup team and in several U.S.