Charlize Theron

Like this is fine.

Nature does this beautiful thing where you think you're in your worst place right now so that you can cope with what you have.

But from where I am, I can tell you that you're in a lovely place and they're still lovely and sweet.

And then one day you're going to walk into their room around 11 and they're going to just be like, why did you turn the lights on?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What happened?

What is going on?

Like yesterday morning, you wanted me to cuddle with you.

And now you're yelling at me for turning the lights on.

Yeah, they just turn into hormonal nightmares.

Like I'm getting my ass handed to me from the moment that I walk into the house.

And all these things are going to serve them so well in life, but I might not make it.

Mark my words.

Yeah.

When you have the third one hit 11, I promise you, you're going to have days where you just get in your car and drive around the block for like an hour.

Yeah.

It's what I call like a timeout.

Like I have to really just leave the house right now.

Put yourself in timeout.

Nice.