Chef Boy Bonez
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83 appearances
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first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
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That's what that is. That's a skill right there.
That will make your eyes pop out. That's a lot of money. But there's no amount of money that, if the help is there, there's no amount of money in the world.
Sure. Let's start there. So let's start there. The most recent. Actually, to be honest, marijuana. Marijuana is the catalyst for everything. The first time I smoked marijuana, I think that if I never smoked weed, I think I'd probably be a little bit further off in life. I'm in a great place and I'm thankful for where I am.
You're doing better than me. Maybe I'd already be married already sitting in that freaking castle, but it's coming.
13.
I'll never forget the day I smoked weed. I smoked weed on my 13th birthday. I'm hanging out with some kids who I thought were my friends later on in life. These guys are nowhere to be found and we're not friends anymore. So smoking weed with these guys on my 13th birthday when I should have been home. My mom planned a surprise birthday party for me. I never had a surprise party.
And instead, my homies were like, you know, after school, we're going to go get high. Come get high with us. And I'm like. Every birthday has been the same, not knowing my mom's throwing a surprise birthday party for me. So I'm like, can I go kick it with the homies? And they're always blazing. I was a square. I'm like, I'm not going to smoke. But today's my birthday. I'm 13.
I'm feeling like a man for some reason. And the homies are blazing. I'm like, I'm going to smoke today. So we went to the homies house and he was stealing weed from his mom. I never forget this. He went in and stole, stole some weed from his mom. Rolled a blunt up. We went on the side of his house. We smoked his blunt. And it was about 6 or 7. It started getting dark around there.
And I'm like, it's my birthday. I'm stoned already, though. I'm like, I got to get home. So I called my dad. My dad, he's pissed. He's like, where the fuck are you? It's your birthday. You should be here. And I'm like... every birthday has been the same. Like what's he's like, where are you? So my dad comes, he gets me, he picks me up.
And then the ride that I'll never forget that ride home because I was so stoned that I didn't, this is my first time smoking weeds. I don't know what's going on. My dad is just pissed though. He's like, are you high right now? And I'm just like, Yeah. And he's like, you're smoking, you're making bad decisions. And I'm just like, this is going through one ear, out the other.
When I get home and my whole family's there, my cousin's there, my mom's there, my daddy got a cake, my mom made me lobster and shit. And I just felt like a piece of shit because I was getting stoned. But yeah, 13 was the first time I smoked weed. That didn't keep you from getting stoned again. That didn't keep me from getting stoned again. That increased my love for marijuana.
I still smoke to this day. I've been smoking marijuana since I was 13 years old. I've taken periodic breaks throughout this. All right, well, let's get off the marijuana thing because that's never killed anybody.
So because of marijuana, that definitely opened up the doors later on.
I think it was just, it was a drug. It was like, I did marijuana and it was like, okay, cool. And all these other drugs now are just like, okay, cool. It's like being at a club and people are in the bathroom doing bumps of cocaine. It's like, oh, you're doing a bump. Oh, you're doing a bump.
No, but the marijuana gave me a feeling that. Time out. No, I didn't get high enough. That was the answer. No, I didn't get high enough. That's why. That's why it was the gateway drug for you. That's why it was a gateway drug for me. I didn't get high enough. That's right. I was still trying to get high, escape something else from trauma. Knowing now as an adult.
Looking back at it now. Yeah, definitely. I can definitely look back and say this is the reason why I smoked these. And I count times, too. I'm like, I count times in my life where I'm like, I should have been doing that, what I'm doing now. But I was smoking weed and I'm like, oh, that's why I was smoking weed. Because that, you know, this is the reason why.
But ultimately, healing that reason while smoking weed made it a little bit easier to get done what I had to get done. So I have two questions.
Don't do it again. Oh, man. Talking about just probably just probably family, family, broken, broken home, broken childhood. You know, losing a lot of family members when I was young. I was very close to my. What did you lose? Just illnesses. Just a broken family. Like my uncle died when I was young. My grandmother. I was very close to my grandmother, my uncle.
And these are just family members that were, you know, close. My mom's my mom's and my dad were on drugs when they were young. When I was when I was young. So that probably was drug abuse in the home. You know, not my dad, not always being around. So just certain absences. Right. You know, being a villain. What led to the use?
But I have been so gone one time that my eyes popped out. That was my first time doing acid. On acid, your eyes? My eyes popped out on acid. I was in the mirror looking at myself in the mirror on acid. And I was staring at myself and I was like in disbelief that I could protrude my eyes the way I protrude my eyes. And I protruded my eyes in the, in the mirror off acid.
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