Chelsea Handler

So they brought me two chows. One is called a blue chow, but they're not blue. They're gray. Okay. And then they have a black chow. And obviously we know my propensity towards black men. So there was no decision to make.

So they brought me two chows. One is called a blue chow, but they're not blue. They're gray. Okay. And then they have a black chow. And obviously we know my propensity towards black men. So there was no decision to make.

So they brought me two chows. One is called a blue chow, but they're not blue. They're gray. Okay. And then they have a black chow. And obviously we know my propensity towards black men. So there was no decision to make.

But how do you run for balls when you're on cocaine?

But how do you run for balls when you're on cocaine?

But how do you run for balls when you're on cocaine?

I can't get on it.

I can't get on it.

I can't get on it.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, maybe.

That would be good for sports. I love LSD.

That would be good for sports. I love LSD.

That would be good for sports. I love LSD.

Yeah, no shit. I don't want, I don't bring my dog to half of the places I go because I don't want to deal with all of the attention he's getting. I'm already trying to be incognito. I don't want someone asking me about my dog. So I just pretend. So I bring him when I need a buffer. Like if I need an excuse to get out of a place sooner.

Yeah, no shit. I don't want, I don't bring my dog to half of the places I go because I don't want to deal with all of the attention he's getting. I'm already trying to be incognito. I don't want someone asking me about my dog. So I just pretend. So I bring him when I need a buffer. Like if I need an excuse to get out of a place sooner.

Yeah, no shit. I don't want, I don't bring my dog to half of the places I go because I don't want to deal with all of the attention he's getting. I'm already trying to be incognito. I don't want someone asking me about my dog. So I just pretend. So I bring him when I need a buffer. Like if I need an excuse to get out of a place sooner.

Yeah, I love microdosing LSD. It puts a fucking pep in your step. Like, if you're really, really struggling and you're having, like, your schedule's crazy and insane, LSD is the thing. I take LSD all the time.

Yeah, I love microdosing LSD. It puts a fucking pep in your step. Like, if you're really, really struggling and you're having, like, your schedule's crazy and insane, LSD is the thing. I take LSD all the time.