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Chelsea Handler

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I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

I have never I know I I hit it. I love flight attendants. I dedicated my entire new book to them. They do not get enough respect. These people put up with garbage and nonsense and inebriated people and men with fucking bare feet on planes. They deserve raises and they deserve to drink and do drugs while they're transporting us from one location to the next.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

They act terrible. As if you would be mad at a flight attendant about the rules on a flight. I once had a guy next to me tell on me because I had my phone on and I was listening to something during takeoff. I'm like, and he flagged the flight attendant to tell on me. Meanwhile, we're both adults. I'm sitting right next to him.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

They act terrible. As if you would be mad at a flight attendant about the rules on a flight. I once had a guy next to me tell on me because I had my phone on and I was listening to something during takeoff. I'm like, and he flagged the flight attendant to tell on me. Meanwhile, we're both adults. I'm sitting right next to him.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

They act terrible. As if you would be mad at a flight attendant about the rules on a flight. I once had a guy next to me tell on me because I had my phone on and I was listening to something during takeoff. I'm like, and he flagged the flight attendant to tell on me. Meanwhile, we're both adults. I'm sitting right next to him.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

It's like if we're in like, you know, fucking Catholic school or something. And the flight attendant was like, sir, she's right here. If you want her to take her headphones off or take off, which, by the way, is not a thing. You can actually listen to something while you're taking off. I mean, maybe not now with the way the FAA is being organized by.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

It's like if we're in like, you know, fucking Catholic school or something. And the flight attendant was like, sir, she's right here. If you want her to take her headphones off or take off, which, by the way, is not a thing. You can actually listen to something while you're taking off. I mean, maybe not now with the way the FAA is being organized by.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

It's like if we're in like, you know, fucking Catholic school or something. And the flight attendant was like, sir, she's right here. If you want her to take her headphones off or take off, which, by the way, is not a thing. You can actually listen to something while you're taking off. I mean, maybe not now with the way the FAA is being organized by.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

Doge and Elon Musk, maybe you should turn your, your, your phone or your program off. But I, my, the flight attendant was like, I'm not ever going to fuck with Chelsea. Like I've got their back and they've got my back and passengers can, you know, I don't like when people tell on each other as adults. It's so stupid.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

Doge and Elon Musk, maybe you should turn your, your, your phone or your program off. But I, my, the flight attendant was like, I'm not ever going to fuck with Chelsea. Like I've got their back and they've got my back and passengers can, you know, I don't like when people tell on each other as adults. It's so stupid.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

Doge and Elon Musk, maybe you should turn your, your, your phone or your program off. But I, my, the flight attendant was like, I'm not ever going to fuck with Chelsea. Like I've got their back and they've got my back and passengers can, you know, I don't like when people tell on each other as adults. It's so stupid.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

Oh, I've had it with pickleball.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

Oh, I've had it with pickleball.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

Oh, I've had it with pickleball.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

Which means that you're almost an exerciser. That pickleball is not a real sport and everyone needs to stop acting like it is. I can understand that there's fun to be had, but it is not a real, it's not, that is not a demonstration of athleticism. Have you played? I have played. I played at the Bush compound in Kennebunkport with George W. Bush watching me play.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

Which means that you're almost an exerciser. That pickleball is not a real sport and everyone needs to stop acting like it is. I can understand that there's fun to be had, but it is not a real, it's not, that is not a demonstration of athleticism. Have you played? I have played. I played at the Bush compound in Kennebunkport with George W. Bush watching me play.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

Which means that you're almost an exerciser. That pickleball is not a real sport and everyone needs to stop acting like it is. I can understand that there's fun to be had, but it is not a real, it's not, that is not a demonstration of athleticism. Have you played? I have played. I played at the Bush compound in Kennebunkport with George W. Bush watching me play.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

I was very stoned, obviously, because I can't do anything. Republicans without having some drugs in my system. But I didn't play for long because there was really nothing to do because it was pickleball. So you just stand there and wait. And then usually not much happens.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

I was very stoned, obviously, because I can't do anything. Republicans without having some drugs in my system. But I didn't play for long because there was really nothing to do because it was pickleball. So you just stand there and wait. And then usually not much happens.

I've Had It
Chelsea Handler Finally Showed Up

I was very stoned, obviously, because I can't do anything. Republicans without having some drugs in my system. But I didn't play for long because there was really nothing to do because it was pickleball. So you just stand there and wait. And then usually not much happens.

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
#570 - Chelsea Handler

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