Chelsea Handler

and yeah yeah i'm celebrating my 50th birthday with lots of new releases and i've got lots of stuff lined up for this year so i'm very very happy that i got to sit down with the two of you wonderful women and talk and bash our situation our bash our leadership

and yeah yeah i'm celebrating my 50th birthday with lots of new releases and i've got lots of stuff lined up for this year so i'm very very happy that i got to sit down with the two of you wonderful women and talk and bash our situation our bash our leadership

Or your half birthday. I honestly don't want to hear about that. So he said these two cars were like coming close to each other and they were like careening towards each other and that they were going to hit. And he – at the last minute, the cars just – By an act of God or providence, the cars split open and they both moved in different directions. And he goes, it didn't make any sense.

Or your half birthday. I honestly don't want to hear about that. So he said these two cars were like coming close to each other and they were like careening towards each other and that they were going to hit. And he – at the last minute, the cars just – By an act of God or providence, the cars split open and they both moved in different directions. And he goes, it didn't make any sense.

Or your half birthday. I honestly don't want to hear about that. So he said these two cars were like coming close to each other and they were like careening towards each other and that they were going to hit. And he – at the last minute, the cars just – By an act of God or providence, the cars split open and they both moved in different directions. And he goes, it didn't make any sense.

And I was OK. And I'm like, so, again, you were not in a car accident. But he said he said because of that moment, I started to believe in divine intervention and I found Jesus. And I'm looking at this guy. I'm in my bed in my house. Right. You know, I'm on it. I've got a fucking arm. I'm a mess. Right. And he said, and I feel like I never experienced.

And I was OK. And I'm like, so, again, you were not in a car accident. But he said he said because of that moment, I started to believe in divine intervention and I found Jesus. And I'm looking at this guy. I'm in my bed in my house. Right. You know, I'm on it. I've got a fucking arm. I'm a mess. Right. And he said, and I feel like I never experienced.

And I was OK. And I'm like, so, again, you were not in a car accident. But he said he said because of that moment, I started to believe in divine intervention and I found Jesus. And I'm looking at this guy. I'm in my bed in my house. Right. You know, I'm on it. I've got a fucking arm. I'm a mess. Right. And he said, and I feel like I never experienced.

Renee's great. She came to Whistler for my party there. She came to LA. She came to New York City. I had a party in New York City. And then I said, you know what? I don't see why you're not at every party. You should come to my birthday party in LA too. And she's like, okay, I'll book a flight. And I'm like, well, that wasn't very difficult. So yeah, she likes to get around for sure.

Renee's great. She came to Whistler for my party there. She came to LA. She came to New York City. I had a party in New York City. And then I said, you know what? I don't see why you're not at every party. You should come to my birthday party in LA too. And she's like, okay, I'll book a flight. And I'm like, well, that wasn't very difficult. So yeah, she likes to get around for sure.

Renee's great. She came to Whistler for my party there. She came to LA. She came to New York City. I had a party in New York City. And then I said, you know what? I don't see why you're not at every party. You should come to my birthday party in LA too. And she's like, okay, I'll book a flight. And I'm like, well, that wasn't very difficult. So yeah, she likes to get around for sure.

there was a level of joy that I had never experienced before I found Jesus. And to me, it seems to me like you would appreciate that level of joy. And it took me a minute to realize I was being pitched, you know, in my house about religion.

there was a level of joy that I had never experienced before I found Jesus. And to me, it seems to me like you would appreciate that level of joy. And it took me a minute to realize I was being pitched, you know, in my house about religion.

there was a level of joy that I had never experienced before I found Jesus. And to me, it seems to me like you would appreciate that level of joy. And it took me a minute to realize I was being pitched, you know, in my house about religion.

And she's a real piece of work.

And she's a real piece of work.

And she's a real piece of work.

And then I had to tell him like, oh, oh, oh, I just want you to know, I have already accepted that the level of joy associated with finding Jesus is something I will never experience. I've already accepted that. My joyful is already tapped out. This is as high as I'm going to go. I'm not going to break the ceiling.

And then I had to tell him like, oh, oh, oh, I just want you to know, I have already accepted that the level of joy associated with finding Jesus is something I will never experience. I've already accepted that. My joyful is already tapped out. This is as high as I'm going to go. I'm not going to break the ceiling.

And then I had to tell him like, oh, oh, oh, I just want you to know, I have already accepted that the level of joy associated with finding Jesus is something I will never experience. I've already accepted that. My joyful is already tapped out. This is as high as I'm going to go. I'm not going to break the ceiling.